one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee
I love when this happens ☺️ cute drunk texts are nice to wake up to!
the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying